The Funniest Donald Trump Election Jokes We’ve Ever Heard

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Whether you love him or hate him, you can’t help but laugh at these hilarious Donald Trump president jokes (for the record we respect our President-elect.) Although many thought the idea of the Donald being president was a joke itself, he actually made quite the formidable run in 2016. Below we’ve included riddles in a question and answer format, as well as some longer jokes about Donald Trump that you’ll definitely get a kick out. Is the best Donald Trump joke you’ve heard not on this page? Please tell it to us in the comments, and we’ll add it along with a mention of your name for sharing it with us. Some of these Trump jokes are a bit dirty, so read them all before sharing with someone.

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Donald Trump Riddles

Q: If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives?
A: America

Q: What is Donald Trump’s favorite chewing gum?
A: Bigly Chew

Q: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.

Q: How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan

Q: What does Donald Trump tell Obama supporters he’s trying to win over?
A: Orange is the new black.

Q: Wanna hear a racist joke?
A: Donald Trump

Q: Why does The Donald take Xanax?
A: For Hispanic attacks

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